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men are like.....
Men are like

LAXATIVES: THEY IRRITATE THE SHIT OF YOU

BANANAS: THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THEY ARE

VACATIONS: THEY NEVER SEEM TO BE LONG ENOUGH

BANK MACHINES: ONCE THEY WITHDRAW THEY LOSE INTEREST

WEATHER: NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM

BLENDERS: YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE WHY

CEMENT: AFTER GETTING LAID, THEY TAKE A LONG TIME TO GET HARD

CHOCOLATE BARS: SWEET, SMOOTH, AND THEY USUALLY HEAD RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS

COFFEE: THE BEST ONES ARE RICH, WARM. AND CAN KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT LONG

COMMERCIALS: YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY

DEPARTMENT STORES: THEIR CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS HALF OFF

GOVERNMENT BONDS: THEY TAKE SO LONG TO MATURE

HOROSCOPE: THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND ARE USUALLY WRONG

MASCARA: THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF EMOTION

POPCORN: THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE

SNOWSTORMS: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING, HOW MANY INCHES YOU'LL GET OF HOW LONG IT WILL LAST

LAVA LAMPS: FUN TO LOOK AT BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT

PARKING SPOTS: ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN AND THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED



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posted by Bree on 2003-02-20 at 4:11 p.m.
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