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Men are like LAXATIVES: THEY IRRITATE THE SHIT OF YOU BANANAS: THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THEY ARE VACATIONS: THEY NEVER SEEM TO BE LONG ENOUGH BANK MACHINES: ONCE THEY WITHDRAW THEY LOSE INTEREST WEATHER: NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM BLENDERS: YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE WHY CEMENT: AFTER GETTING LAID, THEY TAKE A LONG TIME TO GET HARD CHOCOLATE BARS: SWEET, SMOOTH, AND THEY USUALLY HEAD RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS COFFEE: THE BEST ONES ARE RICH, WARM. AND CAN KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT LONG COMMERCIALS: YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY DEPARTMENT STORES: THEIR CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS HALF OFF GOVERNMENT BONDS: THEY TAKE SO LONG TO MATURE HOROSCOPE: THEY ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND ARE USUALLY WRONG MASCARA: THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF EMOTION POPCORN: THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE SNOWSTORMS: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING, HOW MANY INCHES YOU'LL GET OF HOW LONG IT WILL LAST LAVA LAMPS: FUN TO LOOK AT BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT PARKING SPOTS: ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN AND THE REST ARE HANDICAPPED
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posted by Bree on 2003-02-20 at 4:11 p.m. |
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blabber - 2005-09-21 MEN!!!! - 2005-09-21 Check In! - 2005-09-06 PMS.... - 2005-04-29
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